In the same way trailblazing hipsters move up in the world from Koreatown to Silverlake, so too has my blog moved.
You can read all about my life (or lack thereof) in LA at
Stay golden, pony boy.
|'s too damn hot.|
|Almost as exciting as a freshly-carved chair.|
|The way this cat does.|
|Now this exists on the internet. You're welcome.|
|But I prefer the term "genre fluid."|
|Dirty scary kitchen|
|Clean un-scary kitchen|
|Seriously. This is how god punishes vegetables.|
|Is this cartoon still relevant to you people?|
|And others are.|
|Frankly, this one is obscene as it is racist.|
|After much deliberation, I've decided I'm not going to explain what this is but rather direct you to the Wikipedia article. Don't say I never redirected you to anything.|
|Note to PSA-land: if your mascot is going to be referencing to anything as "very high," you probably shouldn't name him "Smokey."|
|Disclaimer: This is not me as a baby.|
|Pictured above: bad tornado.|
|And that bitch was stealing white out.|
To whom it concerns,
This internship sounds incredible so I'm trying to get your attention. Hello! I LOVE comedy and entertainment. Currently I am trying to break into development for comedy, so this internship would be a mind-blowing learning experience.
"But wait," you might be thinking, "this girl is a complete space case. Just look at this cover letter."
But what if I told you I spent the past year working as an Executive Assistant to a senior exec at a production company which required extraordinary multi-tasking skills? Duties included (but were not limited to) heavy research, scheduling meetings, managing paperwork and contracts, cold calls, updating calendars, arranging flight travel and reservations, call-rolling, casting outreach, making payments, organizing/filing office files, ordering office supplies, and creating items such as brochures and executive summary pages.
I really hope to hear from you as I would love to come in to discuss the possibilities of this internship more. I have attached my resume. I am reachable by email, phone call, or text if you have any questions. Available to start immediately. Thank you so much for your consideration.
|Perhaps they hired the poopsmith, or another esoteric early-2000s internet reference.|
|Spoiler alert: it wasn't at night!|
|aka some straight up Madeleine shit.|
|Does anyone else ever think about what this casting call must have been like?|
|So many disposals!|
|Which were a rogue grill, some rocks, firewood, and the Lord's love.|
|If Severus Snape were saying "Unless..." this is how he would look.|
|Acid tabs available at the door.|
|"...For who could ever love a beast?"|
|Forgive me, strip mall! I should have seen your inner beauty all along!|
|From warehouse to funhouse.|
|OH YEAH AND DID I MENTION THE EPIC INDOOR SLIDE that they don't let you climb on.|
|Just a couple of friends cornholin' it.|
|Is that building stoned?|
|Portlandia doesn't even need to parody this.|
|CAUTION: Prolonged exposure to rooftop lounges may result in "Yurtle the Turtle" complex.|
|I Mao Mao here and I Mao Mao there|